Be Amazed. Be Amused. Be Astounded.

Morning.

Undershirt on right side out. Check.
Undershirt on right side up. Check.
Undershirt on right side front. Check.

Amusing because not usual.

Underpants on right side out. Check.
Underpants on right side up. Check.
Underpants on right side front. Check.

Amazing because not usual.

Sweatshirt on right side out. Check.
Sweatshirt on right side up. Check.
Sweatshirt on right side front. Check.

Astounding because not usual.

Sweatpants ... well that was a different story this morning.
Once upon a time ... well not that kind of story.
Sweatpants upside down being held by the legs.

Amusing.

Sweatpants turned around 360º, 2 or 3 or 4 times in a row.
Sweatpants tossed up into the air to see if that matters.
Still not quite right.

Amazing.

Spread upside down legs of sweatpants and study them.
Turn the sweatpants 360º again and study them.
Still not quite right.

Astounding.

Finally turn them over and hold by waist of sweatpants.
Put them on backwards.
Say, "Oh no." Take them off.

Finally,

Put them on right side out. Check.
Put them on right side up. Check.
Put them on right side front. Check.

Five to ten minutes later, able to move on with the morning.