Shoes and sox have turned into wondering "What's next?"
The belt and the belt loops no longer recognize each other.
Reading glasses when worn make the room look blurry.
Reading glasses when not worn do not help with reading.
Sleep clothes when left in the bathroom are not in the drawer at bedtime.
Underpants and undershirts no longer have names or identities.
For that matter underpants and undershirts no longer have fronts or backs.
Sometimes pointing helps, sometimes the response is non-directional.
Button-up shirts are pulled over and pull-over shirts have too many holes.
A hanger's only purpose is confusion.
Taking something out of a pocket from the inside does not work.
Knives and forks do not work as easily as fingers.
"No" often means "Yes." So what does "Yes" mean?
Putting ice into a glass at dinnertime consists of too many steps.
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