I told Gregory that I cancelled my dentist appointment because I wasn't feeling well.
"What wedding?" asked J, who sits across the table.
"No, I just told Gregory that I cancelled my dentist appointment."
"Oh, you still have those."
"Shut up, FUCK you!" A shouted for no apparent reason.
"Help me, help me!" A woman loudly shouted through the entire meal.
"I want to go to the bathroom, " spoken in a loud voice.
"Stop yelling," aimed at no one in particular and everyone in general.
"You didn't eat your vegetable, B." I said.
"I'm watching it." replied B.
"What are you watching it for?" I asked.
"I am waiting for it to move." replied B, "One move and it could jeopardize us all!"
"Be quiet," a woman aimed at no one in particular and everyone in general.
"I'm stuck here. How do I get out?" inquired another woman.
"Who do I pay for the meal? I am confused." asked someone nearby.
"I have to pee!" urgently stated.
Still no background music for this Fellini movie!
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